dear massachusets and maine residents

dear massachusetts and maine denizens

if a leaf fire approaches your abode

use you garden hose to wet down the leaves - the fire will go out -
even if you just flow 10 gpm - your garden hose probably flows 20 gpm
- so you are all good

if you are a freak and dont have a garden hose - get a tea kettle of
water and throw it at the fire - throw the water - not the tea kettle
- or use a dish pan of water - a 1 litre bottle - anything - come on
people you can do it

do it before the fire gets close to you

dont let your clothes catch on fire because you will die

again we say - we say again - dont let your clothes catch on fire
because you will die - you are an old geezer and you will die

call 911 before you wake up in the morning just to be on the safe side

that is all

the news media and fire marshals are playing this all up like it's the
end of the world when it is really not much of anything

10 people dying every day of drug ODs is something - but no one wants
to talk about that