2022 in preview
China will invade Taiwan and rename it as :"Not The Real China"
Russia will invade Uruguay and rename it "Dont Use The Real China"
The Dollar Store will reprice all items to $2.02.2
United Nations will be stormed by Goat Keepers and renamed SANCTUARY
SANCTUARY SANCTUARY
The Allegory Factory will be taken over by the Literalist Society and
renamed as the "Former Allegory Factory Taken Over By The Literalist
Society Building" aka "Where Wild Dreams Come To Die"
US Congress will vote to ban the renaming of anything by anyone ever
Joe Biden will sign a bill forbidding the signing of any future bills
.. after expanding the Supreme Court to 350 million seats
Scientists will rename the '235th covid vaccine' as the "just 1 more
is needed" vaccine
Scientists cure all diseases and solve all problems but forget to tell
a 5 year old at NORAD to stay away from the red button
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